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07

Apr

Me and My guy friend

me:
Dude, I'm hungry. Oo! Dunkin Doughnuts!!!
guy friend:
You mean like sex? Cause i don't like you like that....and you know me and Ashley are almost going out...
me:
<(o.o)> Are you kidding me right now?
guy friend:
*I-have-no-idea-what-you-are-talking-about-face*
me:
YOU PERVERT!! I mean lets go eat at the Dunkin Doughnuts over there u SICKO!!
guy friend:
oh.... so i guess im buying then....
me:
u bet your buying you sex addict
You never know what you can’t achieve until you don’t achieve it
21 jump street

29

Feb

Two Dead Boys

Ladies and gentlemen, Hobos and tramps, Cross eyed Mosquitoes and bow-legged ants, pull up a chair and sit on the floor and ill tell you a story i’ve never heard before. One bright morning in the middle of night two dead boys stood up to fight. They stood back to back facing each other, drew their swords and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise and then he killed the two dead boys. If you don’t believe my lie is true ask the blind man. She saw it too.

Yea i get that. But im trying to protect you too. Im your boyfriend….its kinda my job…..aside from jealousy and fighting…
Louis From H20
He he he =}

He he he =}

Made my day =D

Made my day =D

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The art of trolling

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

Take 30 seconds of your time to reblog this and show respect for all the Soldiers, Marines, Airmen and Sailors who are fighting, dying or have died for our country. You’re all my heroes. R.I.P.

morganjanine:

<3
Half of the men in my life are part of the military and i care/love every single one of them.

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28

Feb

Badabapbup ba!!! I&#8217;m luggin&#8217; it!

Badabapbup ba!!! I’m luggin’ it!